Wednesday, February 08, 2012

Manipulating a Committee

Some day I am going to go through the draft file on this blog and finish some stuff. Started to write about friends and how they keep me on an even keel; how your friends tell you who you really are. Then I got all maudlin.

Noticed something today and I'm not sure what to think about it. Most of the times I've used it accidentally, but it could be a tactic...

People are essentially lazy. That's not a bad thing, it's true for almost all animals. If they aren't hungry or horny they conserve energy.

People also have this incredible and sometimes pathological fear of being left out. A kid will go to a movie he knows is crappy if all of his friends are going.

The first time I noticed was with "Meditations on Violence." The publisher was hesitant, since they hadn't published anything quite like it. They were going on four months without a solid answer about whether they wanted to publish it. Four months is a long time in my environment, especially since I had just moved into investigations. The learning curve was pretty steep. Going over the draft I thought of a ton of stuff I wanted to add or expand.

So I sent a polite note saying I was withdrawing the manuscript from consideration since I didn't feel it was current. Got a phone call and an offer immediately.

Working in a dedicated team is good. Trying to get work done in a committee sucks. My usual reaction was to just finish the project, sign everyone's name to it and present it. But I noticed something. If you announce that it is finished and you are ready to present it, everyone immediately jumps into action to get a hand in on what should already be a finished work. Suddenly all the people who couldn't be bothered to do their assigned tasks are trying to do them and redo and undo other people's assignments.

Curious. Sometimes it bugs, as now when I have to redo an entire project because a resource was withheld until I finished without said resource.

But I think it is something I could definitely use to force action from a generally inert thing like a committee.

5 comments:

  1. What is the old saw about boards? A board is long, narrow, and hard. It is made from wood ...

    Most committees and boards upon which I've sat were run by a doer or two and rubber-stamped or argued about by the rest.

    Helping somebody get off the dime won't always go your way, but the worst thing for a writer is not rejection, it's dead air. Better to get it kicked back than to be swinging in the wind waiting ...

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  2. The observation you just made about presenting something as finished galvanizing people to get involved and have opinions describes the behavior of government agencies nicely too. We sent the EPA a "Draft Final" version of a report last month, and suddenly after months of radio silence from the project managers, *now* they all have opinions. Contradictory ones too.

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  3. Ymar Sakar2:53 PM

    Another way of saying "lead and they will follow or be dragged" by God.

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  4. Very well said. Committee meetings seem to have their own laws of physics since the normal rules of gravity, inertia, and time don't seem to apply.

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  5. Good advice on how to deal with the normals. Thanks!

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